A short break from Swedish and Criterion, but here we are, by popular demand - a Jojo bizarre adventure hotness list! Rating the top ten hottest Jojo-characters is like meassuring the best haystraws in a haystack. Options are abound and hotness is everywhere. So here we go!
Squalo does not show that much skin but he has shoulder pieces that only he can carry. The stuff of legends:
Zeppeli is not just handsome but has a moustache witch is super rare in Jojo-land. Hes also super rich, which makes him hotter:
Mista wears like a big diaper on his head, and it all looks mighty weird, ugly, tacky and so so wonderful:
Jotaru Koju is rarely sweet, but always ripped:
Buccalati has weird things in his hair and a superpointy nose, but that does not matter when he also has a massive heart cut out from his amazing jacket - surely the stuff that dreams are made of:
Well if you got the legs you gotta show em right? Vanilla Ice knows, and look at the shoes, so sweet and definitely in top 5 right!
Tiziano is only there for a couple of episodes, but his over-the-topness and firm behind really puts him high on the list. And his deathscene is even more romantically tragic than Titanic.
Jotaru Kujo demands a higher place when he wears his signature look- who am i to refuse?
Kars has it all, including hair that doesn't answer to gravity. He can drive on me all day!
DIO has arms bigger than humanly possible, but that does not matter since hes not human but vampire+cyborg+body stealer+sorcerer and everything else one could hope for. His pants are also magical and that really settles the deal.
Almost there: Fugo, Rudolf von Stroheim, Avdol, Iggy
No even close: Echoes part 1, Schigechi